Me: I’m gonna start speaking like Nicki Minaj. I’m gonna say something and follow up with a word that loosely pertains to it. VERBAGE.
Me: I wish I could get an Icee. SLURP THIS.
A: I need a drink. LUSH.
A: These people talk too much. HUSH.
Me: I should get crackin on this paper. PROCRASTINATE.
Me: But I’d rather watch them girls fuck for paper..MASTURBATE.
Me: It was hot two days ago now it’s freezing. COLD FRONT.
A: I’m gonna kick this Spanish’s ass. PUNT.
Me: This Rick Ross goes hard. LAQUER.
Me: No help to my cause on this paper. SLACKER.
A: Ok that’s funny!. PRYOR.
A: It’s hot as hell up in this room. FIRE.
Me: I’m watchin this movie with Vin Diesel. MUSCLE.
Me: I’d rather watch one with Gabrielle. SUPPLE.
Me: Dad’s smokin up a storm. HOTBOX.
Me: That nigga’s gonna have the munchies. POP ROCKS.
This is still going on.
four-year old post just landed back on my dash
man i love being corny