Minajified.

affectionate-anarchy:

Me: I’m gonna start speaking like Nicki Minaj. I’m gonna say something and follow up with a word that loosely pertains to it. VERBAGE.
Me: I wish I could get an Icee. SLURP THIS.
A: I need a drink. LUSH.
A: These people talk too much. HUSH.
Me: I should get crackin on this paper. PROCRASTINATE.
Me: But I’d rather watch them girls fuck for paper..MASTURBATE.
Me: It was hot two days ago now it’s freezing. COLD FRONT.
A: I’m gonna kick this Spanish’s ass. PUNT.
Me: This Rick Ross goes hard. LAQUER.
Me: No help to my cause on this paper. SLACKER.
A: Ok that’s funny!. PRYOR.
A: It’s hot as hell up in this room. FIRE.
Me: I’m watchin this movie with Vin Diesel. MUSCLE.
Me: I’d rather watch one with Gabrielle. SUPPLE.
Me: Dad’s smokin up a storm. HOTBOX.
Me: That nigga’s gonna have the munchies. POP ROCKS.

This is still going on.

four-year old post just landed back on my dash

man i love being corny

evyerone on the whole earth

cornharvest:

Be quiet

(via sleepyblob)

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

(via oprahsleftnipple)

labrujamorgan:

publishbiyuti:

Make Love to Rage the devastatingly femme book of poetry by Morgan Robyn Collado is finally available for download and purchase.
From the back of the book:

This collection of poetry is a cleansing and transformative journey that takes us from rage to love with a depth of emotion and beauty in words that is breathtaking. The first part, ‘Rage,’ communicates the rage and anger caused by injustice, in immediate and visceral ways. The transition into ‘Making’ has all the mess and beauty inherent in the seasons of autumn and spring. After the rage, after the making, we have ‘Love.’ And the sweetness, caring, and compassion of these poems is a soothing balm after the rage. Yet, it also underscores that deep love, more than anything, fuels rage over injustice.

You won’t regret buying this book of poetry!

oh my goodness! My book is finally available for purchase online! So do the thing!

labrujamorgan:

publishbiyuti:

Make Love to Rage the devastatingly femme book of poetry by Morgan Robyn Collado is finally available for download and purchase.

From the back of the book:

This collection of poetry is a cleansing and transformative journey that takes us from rage to love with a depth of emotion and beauty in words that is breathtaking. The first part, ‘Rage,’ communicates the rage and anger caused by injustice, in immediate and visceral ways. The transition into ‘Making’ has all the mess and beauty inherent in the seasons of autumn and spring. After the rage, after the making, we have ‘Love.’ And the sweetness, caring, and compassion of these poems is a soothing balm after the rage. Yet, it also underscores that deep love, more than anything, fuels rage over injustice.

You won’t regret buying this book of poetry!

oh my goodness! My book is finally available for purchase online! So do the thing!

(via dynastylnoire)

thesassyblacknerd:

lizthefangirl:

throughmusicmysoulbegantosoar:

My family doesn’t mess around when it comes to Christmas cookies.

sorry is your family a small country

I knew a family like that.

is your family hosting an adoption fair and am i too old to be considered?

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via rgbvscmyk)

tenellin:

sean-codyvevo:

f-inexico:

vinegod:

BJS can wait until after school hours #suckit by Francesca Fabiani

Lmfaoooo

YASSSSSS GURRL

Important

(via high-mom)

a quick thing

sample - Donny Hathaway - You Were Meant For Me

547,861 Plays

lilyfolk:

virginmistakes:

How BEYONCÉ should have opened.

I hope this gets reblogged forever

(via thebigblackwolfe)

thafourth:

My brothers and I
Met in college, have been tight ever since
This weekend is the wedding celebration of the one on the far right
Actually back together on the campus of our Alma Mater Oakwood University
"As iron sharpens iron"

and every single one of them looks fucking fantastic.

thafourth:

My brothers and I

Met in college, have been tight ever since

This weekend is the wedding celebration of the one on the far right

Actually back together on the campus of our Alma Mater Oakwood University

"As iron sharpens iron"

and every single one of them looks fucking fantastic.

(via black-culture)

dynastylnoire:

meowmaniaaa:

policymic:

Portraits of homeless LGBT youth may help them find “forever families”

A New York City gallery has turned its cameras toward LGBTQ youth in the hopes it will help them finally find loving homes.

Heart Gallery NYC, a traveling exhibition of professional pictures taken by award-winning photographers of children in foster care looking for “forever families,” has set up in shop in Times Square, spotlighting LGBTQ young adults. The exhibition, which is the first of its kind, coincides with National Pride Month and will culminate at New York’s Pridefest on June 29.

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brb crying 

booooooooooooooooooooooooost

omg find these kids a home

(Source: micdotcom, via fillinthespaces)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via boi-interrupted)

winsomemisfit:

marcys-mareep:

adventure time literally explaining colonialism in 30 seconds

This week’s episode was deep man.

the real adventure begins

(via boi-interrupted)